Ted Sheridan


The Anatomy Of Cynical Criticisim - Poem by Ted Sheridan

The head is always proportionately
equal in size to that of the anus
The breath, described best as rectal-halitosis,
evokes many pungent
and caustic comments; not at all uncommon
for the modern deconstructionist.
The hands, paralyzed by writer’s block
are cramped with dangling participles; unable
to scribe anything constructive, they
practice their masturbation on an erectile
dysfunctional pecker head…
The head is always proportionately
equal in size to that of the anus___

2008 © T Sheridan


Comments about The Anatomy Of Cynical Criticisim by Ted Sheridan

  • (4/13/2008 10:05:00 AM)


    Aha! Brilliant! The most elegant description of 'haters' I've ever seen. What a way to stick it to them! Absolute '10' in my opinion. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, April 13, 2008

Poem Edited: Monday, April 21, 2008


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