The Bathroom (Man's Refuge) Poem by Randy McClave

A small room with a tub, toilet and sink
It is where all men go to read and think,
The only place in the house where man finds solitude
Where he can be offensive, and also vulgar and rude.
It is also the place where most men go to relax
In a hot shower where they can just settle back,
It is where peace and quiet can always be found
Where a man can escape to, and not be drowned.
It is the only room in the house where a man is a king
Where he can sit on his throne, or in the shower sing,
And when a man has his worries and is ready to explode
He sits and he flushes his worries down the commode.

Randy L. McClave