The Blatherwight Poem by Clive Culverhouse

Hyyre n proave
pon sheed unjoad
in hoye ‘n hoyle-howls
befuddled word, o'blite absurd
he gurgled remott'd vowels

Lesp he ‘n shyy
for ryle deride
aggrinn aggurny byy
rillig speech, from creatured-eeb
flowed his otherworldly vibe

So jue a norn
to borrishly
this being spoke in tongue
but wopeth no apology
for such unbridled shrung

It siff! it siff!
with runniblud
his demon words gave fright
so flee the folk all zetified
and cursed the Blatherwight