The Electoral College Joke Poem by Alexandre Nodopaka

It's simply too odd and funny,
if not outright hypocritical,
of the US to claim their nemesis's
political manipulations.

For the past 100 years
the US has always been
the Emperor of not only
meddling in the affairs

of foreign states in the name
of Democracy but has gone
as far as deposing or better
assassinating numerous

duly elected foreign rulers
You want metaphors
and allegories? No way,
the message is verifiably

documented and clear
as is the Electoral College.
Give me a break Democrats!
Oops! Imperialist Colonialists!

And since I have always
furtively been one of them
I trumpet to the four corners
of the world,

Vive Ayn Rand!
Another Russian nemesis.
And if you can't get the joke
F@#k you!