The Hole In The Jalapeno Muffin Poem by Alexandre Nodopaka

Is nothing to look at.
It's simply where there's no muffin.
No matter how much or how hard

you focus, there's simply nothing
to focus on. And did you ever try
biting a hole in a doughnut?

That is the secret about the hole
in the muffin.
The morale of the story is don't put

any holes in the middle of a muffin.
I mean that's where the baker
decides to leave nature

in its pre-Big Bang state.
But God had to ruin everything
by filling emptiness with Divine poop.

I repeat. Nature in its pre-Big Bang state
contained naught to be criticized
Now look what He did.
by filling the hole
with Himself.
Don't talk
to me a
bout
nar
ci
s
s
i
s
m
!