The Littlest Lizard Poem by Ting Bang Bong

The littlest lizard that I ever saw
Was on my good friends porch;
He was so dad- burn small and all,
But his beady eyes shined like a torch,
Of the firey past from whence he came;
I wanted to give this lizard a name,
He was so dad- burned unafraid,
Because he had little suckers on his feet,
That God made.

And he was the littlest lizard I'd ever seen,
I wanted to make him my friend,
Carry him around in my breast pocket,
And get him to hand me my ball point pen.

I'd give him some of my burger;
I'd give him beef jerky at the bar;
I would 've bought him a solid gold pocket watch,
In would 've bought him a minuature car.

But I knew the littlest lizard,
Would be better off on his own,
Fooling around,
Snipin' bugs on the porch,
Than hanging around...
Down town.