Ting Bang Bong

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1.
Mamas Dont Let Your Babies Go To Work For Disney

Mamas don't let your babies grow up and work for Disney,
Don't let 'em wear mouse ears,
Or sing a pop song,
Don't let 'em wear belly shirts,
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2.
If They Ain'T Got A Belly Button, Run

If they ain't got a belly button, run.
If they ain't got a belly button, run.
If they ain't got a belly button,
Even if it's, Betty Hutton,
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3.
Jello

Hello,
This poem's,
About jello.
Yello jello makes me mello.
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4.
The Ballad Of Ting Bang

I was born
Behind a drum kit
At a comedy club
Called, 'Chuckles.'
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5.
The Itty Bittiest Socks

There they are, the itttiest socks,
Each one of them smaller
Than tiny little rocks.
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I was born behind a drum kit in a comedy club. When the doctor told my mother it's a girl, everyone there said, 'Ting Bang, ' and it stuck.

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