The Man Who Punched His Cow
He's out of work and his knuckles bust and he feels sorry now
And he is paying the price in pain for trying to bash a cow
He wears a bandage round his hand and his fingers ache and ache
I've heard some stories in my time but this one 'takes the cake'
What happened between 'Blur' and the cow we don't have a replay
He went home drunk so i've been told or so his workmates say
Perhaps the cow must take the blame she provoked the attack
But cows are big and strong and tough and their bones don't easily crack.
They like their spirits and their beer out Warby Millgrove way