The Menopause Fairy Poem by Randy McClave

All men best be weary
No matter of the weapons that they carry,
Indeed one thing is honestly scary
When your woman gets a visit from the menopause fairy.
It turns a loving caring woman into a maniac
Where at the slightest movement or sound she's ready to attack,
Men watch your fronts as well as your back
And always be prepared, for the unprovoked smack.
It's now time to keep your mouth quiet
Time for you to obey and listen with all your might,
Do not engage in a unnecessary argument or fight
Agree and say that your woman is beautiful and completely right.
This one thing I will also say
Stay completely (verbally and physically) out of her way,
Practice this routine every moment of every day
For you, I will sincerely pray.
Men when your women has unconscionably moaned or cried
And instinctively you know that you should be at her side,
Quickly swallow up all your emotions and pride
Leave chocolate bars, and then quickly hide.
She might be your girlfriend or the woman that you did marry
The one from which you would never emotionally or physically tarry,
Maybe she's a Jennifer, Amber, Jessie or even a Carie
But, be forewarned of the man hating menopause fairy.

Randy L. McClave