The Munro-Maniac Poem by Sheena Blackhall

He is walking up every Munro in Scotland 23 times.
Are you listening, the world press?

Because he is a masochist
Because he is flattening his feet
Because he is seeking his inner child
Because everyone's doing challenges these days
Because he is ditsy as Sisyphus
Because you don't need maths to hillwalk
Because nobody would fund him to climb Killimanjaro
Because there are no traffic jams etc etc
Isn't he clever, amazing, wonderful?
Isn't he worth a mention on the news?