The 'Poem A Day' Project ~ Day 120 Poem by Flying Lemming
The 'Poem A Day' Project ~ Day 120
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
My Actions Brought to me:
12 Pints of Lager
11 Types of Spirit
10 Drunken Dances
9 Unknown stains
8 Embarrassed Friends
7 Bouncers Flinging
6 Greasy Kebabs
5 Random Fights
4 Ruined Clothes
3 Broken Ribs
2 Police Reports
And a Night Spent in Casualty
Hope your Christmas is memorable for all the right reason – Look after yourselves 8)
Christmas cheer from one of the lads.. how quaint... thanks I think!
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4/18/2024 9:43:45 AM # 1.0.0.1119
i could not stop lol in class when i read this to myself.my teacher got mad and told me to leave her class right their and then.but i tould her that she must read this.she tould me that 'IF THIS DOES NOT MACK ME CHANGE MY MIND I'LL FALE U' so she read it, looked at me and laughed and told me 'Thanks for britining me day but i'm still going to fale u' then everyone started to luagh at me. I guess the jock was one me. keep your poems coming... pleas