When I woke up in my bed
A small note was by my head
In tiny writing it said
‘Good morning, my name is Fred
I’m in your head at the controls
I sit between your eyeholes
I fill a number of important roles
I guide you when you go for strolls
I help you safely on your way
Steer you right through every day
Sometimes it’s tough but I can say
So far I haven’t let you stray
But one thing that confuses me
I never have been able to see
Why your favourite activity
Is watching sports on the TV’
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem