The Sexy Patient Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

I shall auscultate your lung,
from left to right to hear....
then you stick out your lovely tongue
and speak into my ear.

I must quickly ascertain
how deaf you just may be
don't mind about your brain
now come and take a pee.

I watch so I don't miss
the strength of the outflow
please do not call it piss
it's what I need to now.
Saliva, call it spit
and samples of your wax
palpate (of course) each tit
and say, Hey Doc, relax!
I quit, hand in my stamp
it was your body, true
I'll join a Nudist Camp
to keep away from you!