The Stalker Poem by John Leroy Maxwell

I saw her walking down the street
and man, she was looking pretty neat
She had the looks and the strut, and
my heart went POW
I was saying to myself, WOW, WOW, WOW
She turned the corner, and headed for town
I was following close, but low to the ground
Then she turned and stared right in my face
She had such beauty, charm and grace
'Whats your game' she began to plea
I stuttered and replied, 'you talking to me'
'Leave me alone' she said in a shout,
and soon there were people all about
I turned on my heel, and fled the scene
Little did I know she could be so mean
'Oh well, oh well' I said to myself, I'll just
put that one on the shelf
There are other chicks around, and
thats a fact
And maybe next time I won't get caught
in the act