The Vicar's Laxative Comments

I noticed that Germans have a thing about all things to to with discharge. I'm not suggesting a nation of copraphiliacs, I just vauguely recall some humour (and the Germans do have a sense of humour - Benny Hill aside) on the subject when I lived there for a while. Still this is very crude and funny. For me it is doubly so, as I find the use of the term Vicar to be a slight dig at the traditional English humour that relies on suggestion of something rather than blatentcy. But that's me I guess!

Yes I do try to eat low-carb (staff of life) Also we are chronically short of staff. But, since I am the acting staff officer (Stabsoffizier) , they can all get staffed (stuffed?) Do you like Staffie dogs H