The Worst Christians Poem by Randy McClave

Jews, make the worse Christians
Which is both honest and true,
If you want someone to explain the New Testament
Never, ever ask a Jew.
They can tell you all about the Torah
And all about Moses's law,
But, when you ask them of the writings of the Disciples
They don't know any of them at all.
They can tell you all about their beliefs
And how they are Gods chosen people,
And how they worship in their synagogues
While we gentiles worship in a steeple.
They can tell you all about father Abraham
The founder of their Jewish religion,
But, to explain to anyone about Christianity
Of truth and facts they know not one smidgeon.
Jews indeed make the very worse Christian's
About their own beliefs they feel blessed,
But, one fact I will happily and say about the Christian religion
One Jew, made it the very best.

Randy L. McClave