There's This Painterly Artist Poem by Alexandre Nodopaka

concerned about the optical
illusion of a sloping horizon
as if it were under the effect

of a watering hole spirit.
To his alarm I told him
that the slope may be due

to a compositional
heavy mass at one end
tilting the painting

unless himself had
too much ale
in which case for him

to consider halting feeding
the camera obscura any ale.
In any case I would make

the horizon woman prone
or cut it in a downward slant
the right side of the canvas.