Margaret Kollmer

Rookie - 9 Points (South Africa)

Three Valentine Limericks - Poem by Margaret Kollmer

My Valentine, a lady de Lille
Was recently put on de pille
‘Tis said without vex
That a man Mister X
Foots de bille for de pille for de Lille.

Said Liz of her Valentine, the Bard
You are nowt but a big lump of lard.
With no sense of timing
Except for your rhyming
You always arrive en retard.

Twas on 14th of Feb. that he wooed her
And sixteen days later he booed her
She hadn’t got wine
Nor roses - the swine!
Then in only three weeks he sooed her.
(Wotta jerk!)

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, March 30, 2008

Poem Edited: Tuesday, April 15, 2008

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