To John: Ways To Say Won Poem by Douglas Scotney

You'd think there'd be only one.
Chambers says there are three,
for the basic unit of Korean currency:
the won, the woon and the woan.
NB don't say it to rhyme with John.

Of ways to say chon,
Chambers says there's only one,
for the hundredth part
of the won, the woon and the woan.

You say it to rhyme with alone.
You can't have fun saying chun;
can't sing choon;
can't bet John a chon,
let alone wager a won.