Toilet Paper Substitute Poem by Douglas Scotney
Toilet Paper Substitute
'Last week the NT News, Darwin, printed eight blank pages in the middle of the paper, so they could be used for just this purpose (as dunny paper) . They weren't entirely blank; they had tiny maps of Australia printed all over the pages, just like a fancy toilet paper. They even added cut lines.'(domain.com.au)
OZ finds sub
for its asses
after US offers heaps
for shiploads of OZ paper
for its masses.
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