Ivan Donn Carswell

Toilet Seat - Poem by Ivan Donn Carswell

I am a man and need not change
the way I am; I’m free of toilet
agonies and trained by mother’s
hand to competence. I disagree
the toilet seat resolves how one
should pee no matter what you
ladies think – my male design
precedes the toilet anyway.

Come to think of it our genders
were established long before this
damn debate began; today no
sanity exists in claims that vanity
is compromised to see the seat
upright. It never bothers me!
© 29 January 2010, I. D. Carswell

Comments about Toilet Seat by Ivan Donn Carswell

  • Cynthia Buhain-baello (2/13/2010 12:31:00 AM)

    This is really witty and funny - 'the seat of debate' actually.10+ (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Friday, February 12, 2010

Poem Edited: Tuesday, March 2, 2010

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