Truly Mad Poem by Parwin Jadan

I bear to be dumb, deaf and blind
I can bear to be burned alive
Buried alive
Chopped by butcher
Drink blood
Be a banquet for Cannibal
Sleep among dead
To be a slave to a wicked witch
Drink sea's water
Play with snakes
To turn into frog bug or dog
Dance with seven dwarfs
Climb all mountains
Gulp asp poison
Stabbed by freak thief
Hanged by Niggard
Walk along with group of Jokers
Kill every locust
Eat so much corn
Swim in seven seas
Eat bitter oaks
Always have flu never heal
Smoke Marihuana
Until become a chimney
Be naked in North Island
Married to Hussies
Kissed by Grannies
To be gnome for giant
Swallowed by a whale
Whirl in tornado's rage
Devour hottest Cayenne
before going to bed
Cooked in volcano's blaze
Yet, to live in Hades
Woe! What I can't bear,
To stay away from you…