Trump's Titanic Poem by Randy McClave

If he was on the Titanic
He would've been scared and frantic,
When he heard that the ship was sinking
Saving himself would be all that he be thinking.
He'd be pushing everyone aside
Needing to be the first one for a lifeboat ride,
And when he heard the abandon ship call
Like a frightened baby he would bawl.
He would most likely scream the wealthy first
As he would beg and plead and try to coerce,
And of course blacks and immigrants would be ignored
He would be against them getting on board.
He wouldn't care who they were
A baby, a child or a her,
As long as he got himself a seat
And dry would stay his feet.
He would pretend that he was crippled or slow
So, on the lifeboat he could go,
He wouldn't care who he had left behind
Even if they were deaf and blind.
He would've donned women's clothes
As an elderly woman he would proudly pose,
As he had pretended he had bone spurs before
So, he wouldn't be drafted for his countries war.
He cares and worries about only himself
In his beliefs there is no one else,
He would had elbowed women and children with a gloat
So, he could have the first seat on the lifeboat.
And as the Titanic slowly sank
He would think about all his money in the bank,
And then when help would arrive
He would say how he helped others to survive.

Randy L. McClave