poet James McLain

James McLain

Two Timein Spouse

Excuse me sir.

Are you the one I caught in bed with my wife?
I ask only to be polite, as I write words to feed her..
Yes I know it is her fault but her brother is a divorce atty..
and I kinda like pretending I am a farmer..you know
farmer in the dell..well any way see you in surgery.
Hello hello: Nurse reverse gender kit.....make it two
we want it deep..make Jock cusmoe proud...) it(s
a sick world we live in and some one has to do what
you won't...Every time my wife cheats I enlarge twin
peaks...hush now..your husband would hire me to
do a reversal on you to if he catches you cheating.
Doctor: you forgot to take the other parts off...no I
didn't....now when he she gets the urge she he can
go --) it(self.

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Poem Submitted: Friday, April 10, 2009

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  • J Therin (4/10/2009 10:22:00 PM)

    You are a very prolific poet my friend.

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