Underpants And A Dance Poem by Paul Warren

Just outta of a shower and pampering
The next step for me is dressing
I'm so fresh and clean
And wanting to look so neat and pristine

I line up my boxers strategically placed
I'm ready in my dressing place
As I place my right leg through the hole
Suddenly I start a one legged dance craze role

You see things haven't gone to plan
As my big toe gets caught on the waist band
Moving around the room as a dancing high kicker
Until cussing and panting I land on my kisser

And I wonder when my skill was lost
That I learnt those as a nipper at such a cost
When dressing was so easy to know
Now it's more an acrobatic one man show!

© Paul Warren Poetry