Untidy! Poem by Joe Hughes

I am a tidy woman,
I live a tidy life.
I dust, I clean, I polish,
I'm a model tidy wife.

My husband, he was tidy,
Not a hair out of place.
He was smart, sharp, cultured
With a very tidy face.

Last year, he went to Floirida,
He met a hippy, Oh! so droll,
She's untidy, she's so ragged
With a very large bankroll.

So now I sit so tidy
In my tidy house so glum
Whilst he lives life so very full
On his hippy's tidy sum.