Visit To The Orthodontist Poem by Lee Fones

yesterday I had a letter
arrived it was the dentist
my tooth however better
thanx to lovely orthodontist

I fell in love with her
and her sparkling white teeth
however she did slur
then out popped last night's sheath

she explained her situation
not at all that well
but I got confirmation
last night booze up was swell

we both had a giggle
and she showed me what she did
I gave it a wiggle
then gave her a quid

I hate having my teeth out
a big one I have to state
I know what your thinking about
your thinking of her turnover rate