War - Ww2 - Hitler The Farting Dictator Poem by Paul Warren

Hitler was a vegetarian who loved his beans with each meal to eat
With his bad teeth he had to have them with a mash and beat
He had bad breath that was unsociable when speaking to another
And the dictator also had a farting problem that was to him a bother
So if you had a meeting with him make it is outside in a flower garden
Or in a ventilated room with a sense of smell that you couldn't easily depend.

© Paul Warren Poetry