Warm! (A Funny Story) Poem by Edwin Drood

Warm! (A Funny Story)



Santa was talking to his fiancee, Jeeto, and he said, 'Be honest, how am I as a lover? '
To which Jeeto replied, 'Honey, I would definitely say that you`re warm.'
'Really? ' Santa said excitedly.
'Yes, in fact I would say that you`re the dictionary definition of the word `warm`.'
Santa was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, 'WARM: Not so hot.'

Edwin Drood
Monday, December 17, 2007
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