Bubble gum made out of chum
Was a hit with fish at sea.
I found this out the hard way.
The gum was inside of me!
I mixed a batch made out of beer
Till folks began acting queer.
Then next I tried it with some rum,
Repeat line two you tan beach bum!
The chewing gum I made with pepper,
Made me get sued by Judge Lynn Tepper!
I sent some to a Mexican dude,
Who said “it is too mild you prude! ”
I think that spearmint
Is the way to go.
Making bubble gum
Is way too slow!
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