We're Stolid And Mature, White Britons Not Feckless, Flamboyant African-Americans, Meghan! Poem by Professor Dr. Stanley Collymore

By Stanley Collymore


Quite sickeningly to us white and sober Brits,
even if on our part rather duplicitously so,
they're a total discredit to us all; and
however it's viewed there's no getting
away from it! Always publicly holding
hands; constantly and insufferably
forever smiling at each other, while
persistently and seemingly inescapably so
unable to stop themselves from being so
lovey-dovey! Utterly disgusting to see
these overt and public displays of
unconstrained demonstrations of
what at best to us restrained
British observants should
clearly be private and
even then indubitably
restricted emotions.

Genuine though they might be to them: Harry
and Meghan, even so to all responsible
Britons who fervently disapprove of
such blatant, common and totally
unnecessary public displays of
what surely ought simply to
be and then distinctly only discretionary
to all reasonable British persons acts
of the utmost privacy, Meghan and Harry have
nevertheless through the process of what's
candidly childish and quite glaringly
troublesome irresponsibility turned
what should be discreet marital
affection into what has disgustingly
by them, and sadly for the rest
of us, become an overzealous
debacle of dissolute and
licentious exposition!

And what's even more irritating in all of
this, is that Harry and Meghan are a
married couple and the biological
parents jointly of an almost
one year old son Archie and
consequently shouldn't be exhibiting,
far less so take to blatantly and
publicly flaunting their tawdry
emotional affections this
openly, and doing so most incredibly
in, of all places, the United Kingdom!
For we're unmistakably, and proudly
so, sedate Britons not flippant
and very ostentatious African-
Americans! And God forbid,
or even worst still if
that's at all humanly
conceivable, mere
common-o-garden
daily anyone.

Put bluntly this sort of unjustified behaviour
is most non-British, frightfully common and
on balance explicitly embarrassing for us
all and specially so our historically,
societally class-structured; inured
differential existence; imperialistic
by divine affirmation, commendably
overseen hereditary monarchical
system; and, naturally so, is
completely contrary to every
thing that most positively
encompasses in all their
entirety the very souls
of us white Britons,
Harry and Meghan!

(C)Stanley V. Collymore
20 March 2020.



Authors Remarks:
You just couldn't make it up! While the so-called upper classes nd the British family of purported royals obsequiously fawned on by significant numbers of dim-witted and delusional morons invoking not just this family's inviolate right to be in situ because of some utterly ludicrous and fantasy notion of divine affirmation but also their own asinine and ancient myths surrounding the British empire and its purported commendable leadership by this supposedly "divine" British "royal" family that must without any trace of meritocracy carry on nevertheless hereditarily, portray themselves as educated and sophisticated; the reality is very much different.

And the reality is that most of them seem to have the breeding of an alley cat. Bed-hopping between one another and between sexes as if it were an Olympic sport very common with them.

Personally, I don't really care what they do; I just find it intriguing and sickening that they appear to have no shame or any embarrassment in relation to what they're doing about any of it!

Stop and think for a while though, if you've any kind of morals yourselves, Princess Margaret sickeningly denigrating and rubbishing Princess Diana, when Margaret should have started a lot closer home in her denigrating and highly selective analysis and, in the process of doing so, taken a long, hard and good look at herself in the mirror too!

And isn't this, with all you similarly white intellectually challenged, class-ingrained and obsequiously fawning scum to this sickeningly debased and utterly immorally depraved hereditary family and their likeminded paedophile and sexually abusing "upper-crust" and impunity sanctioned chums, and in tandem with their own "Useful Idiot Asian" - the classic case of history repeating itself in the 21st Century?

And for Princess Diana now substitute her daughter-in-law Meghan Markle! No wonder than that she and Harry don't want to be anywhere near the toxic and putrid human cesspit laughably called the United Kingdom but that you verminous lot nevertheless love nothing better than swirling about in yourselves. Hope that you continue to be pleased with yourselves. For if the Coronavirus doesn't get you that's the best that any rational person can hope for or expet from debased scum like you!