What An Eyeful Poem by Terry Donovan

The woman next door has no shame
And when the weather's hot
Lies in her garden naked
Showing everything she's got.
It really shouldn't be allowed,
She should be brought to book
Cos even though I try so hard
I cannot help but look.
I'm sure it helps to keep her cool
And tans her nicely too
But why should all her neighbours
Have to tolerate that view?
It may be back to nature
But it isn't very nice
And only just this morning
I fell off my ladder twice.