While In Rome Poem by Robert Edgar Burns

I've never been nor shall I ever be
Afraid to see you while you're seeing me.
While you're in Rome do as the Koreans do,
Forget the Romans and eat Kimchee stew.

If you want to spice up a boring life
Add Bhut Jolokia Chilli Pepper twice.
So at the funeral folks can truthfully say
They saw flames come out your rear that day.

An interesting trip I would like to take
Has absolutely nothing to do with rattlesnakes.
To me it's always been about the alligator.
Or watching The Cable Guy lend his voice to Mater.

Only In America and the TV show The Middle,
Both are filled with so much nonsense and drivel.
Drivel and nonsense makes the world go around.
Covering up the horror of news right in your town