Who Am I? Poem by Kelvin Gathiru

Kelvin Mwangi is my name,
But kelmwa is my nickname,
We cannot all fit in one game,
That's why we aren't the same,
After all ain't the one to blame.

Am single but not unlucky,
Am simple but not shlocky,
Some of you say am cheecky,
But at times am always freaky,
When am watching chopsocky.

Nyandarua is my home county,
I chose God over my community,
I love chelsea not manchester city,
Engineering technology is my faculty,
And I live to impress God not the society.