Who Gets It In The End Poem by Nadalia Bagratuni

How thin is in,
How thin can you be,
Is simply smaller better,
Or should it taller I be.

Now this is a dilemma,
With every one I date,
I would like to be perfect,
And surgery is not too late.

I could get a tummy tuck,
A little off thighs,
Take off those crows feet,
Pull my face back,
How about a hair transplant.

Never mind the cost,
It will all be worth it when I get a new rear end.

If you think this is stupid,
And millions of you do,
You haven't been to the hospitals
To see what real people do!

The wards are full of cosmetic surgery.
HMO's, PPO's and Stand alones,
All agree,
If you are not perfect now,
You sure can be,
Just a few thousand dollars,
And you can once again look 21
When you are 110.

The only problem with this who will get it in the end!