Would The Real "Matthew Scott Harris" Please Stand Up! Poem by Matthew Harris

Curiosity got the better part of me as thine fingers 
   typed Matthew Scott Harris into the google search bar
lo and behold and much to my chagrin and amusement,  
   others with mine namesake constituted roles in various walks of life car
ring out their whiles and ways sans existence covered the realm 
   from administration of President Dwight David Eisenhower
 
the celebrity circuit, where his claim to fame and fortune  
   as movie Producer (born in Jacksonville, Illinois)  
   for silver screen cinematic debut enterprise finished regal Dimension far 
off beaten track sans degree (from University of Illinois)  
   in Civil Engineering, After practicing as an engineer for several years,  
   a decision made to open a restaurant in Chicago with nary a har
 
binge er - After operating popular eatery for more than ten years,  
 a whim directed destiny viz hit time to make movies 
   curved renown skyrocketed quest 
   analogous to aligning skill sets into stratospheric isobar
which exertion pitched head stone carvers to acquire vital context 
   where next of kin content with obituary hiz death 

   unexpectedly Tuesday morning, Feb.24,2015 of Loudonville) ,   
   tomb epitaph incorporated passion as avid outdoorsman,
who loved fishing, hunting 
and canoeing. I aced as supervisor with tele:
communication company, Telecom Towers Inc.
yet by some stroke of premature pronouncement,

whence during funeral the coffin lid rose a jar
scaring the s**t out the backsides per mourners,
where demise found sights drawn to undertake  
   a totally tubular career as graphic artist from Buffalo 
   (Educated at RPI) , who constantly looks for work today to mar:
row, out of necessity to pay bills, and as prodigy with numbers

obtained plaudits as financial solvency whiz, and par
for the course irresistibly tempted forging credentials -
with a self crafted faux pas star
re: expert as a fraudulent Loan  OfficerNMLS # 240801 - 
   but Youngblood's hired fretful dexterous dude
for extra cash tip play git tar,

   while police got tips from wagging tail, and
unfortunately butter field bursar ruse
landed rising star into clinker sans Cook County Inmate at age 49 
   CB NUMBER 19043182, when arrest occurred Tuesday,

January 13,2015 11: 53 AM, and released the next day due to first
time misdemeanor plus absent recidivist incarceration possession
of 5000+ grams of Cannabis, which exposure to magical, miracle
and mystical herb set sites to become a professor
Clinician of pharmacology to help fight the so call "drug war".