Wrong Is Right For Me Poem by vern eaker

I drink bourbon from a large glass

I smoke cigarettes and grass

these are choices I made on my own

your interest in it need not be known

If these things actually offend you

then simply don't do the things I do

so when you see me smoking weed

join me if you feel the need

if you want to tell me I should quit

refrain yourself I don't want to hear it

or if I'm having a cigarette that I enjoy

I wont require your cancer story

I do these things of my own free will

and to hear others whine is no thrill

if my lifestyle does me in

Im prepared to say you win