You Have No Mail Poem by Barry Van Allen

I just stood and looked at what had happened,
' Y ' chromosomes will do that to you,
her skirt fell down, and it's not my fault,
that she wore nothing else!
To my credit...
I resisted all my urges to applaud!

Thinking back on that,
I should have tried to help,
I could have brought her top down,
to help her cover up!

OH! , Wait a minute now - - -
There is a good chance,
that I would have gotten slapped for that,
... some folks are just ungrateful!

At least I wasn't one of those,
reaching for a camera - phone,
but, it was a sight to see - - -
you would have thought,
that all their belts,
had been attacked by bees!

Down and right back up,
that's how quick it went,
her smile on sudden rosy cheeks,
however, was a testament,
to all the E-mails never sent!