Young Looking Pru Poem by Francis Duggan

She worries about the look of her backside
The size of it a small dent to her pride
But her backside doesn't look that big at all
Compared to others it seems only small.

Cosmetics keep the ageing signs at bay
And with light brown dye she hide her natural gray
And her face lift from her face took years away
And she feels determined that young looking she will stay.

When ego inflater ask what age are you?
You look so young not more than twenty two
'Oh' thank you sir how kind of you to say
You are the fourth who have said how young I look today.

She hides her years in vanity old Pru
There is not much that money cannot do
What plastic surgeon hide the naked eyes can't see
But on last October she was sixty three

Some women in old age look dignified
The gray and wrinkles age bring they don't hide
Whilst some large sums of money even pay
To hide from eyes their wrinkles and their gray.

And such a woman is young looking Pru
The ego inflater tell her she looks twenty two
But on last October she was sixty three
And what plastic surgeons hide the eyes can't see.