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Your Call Is Important To Us [yeah, Right! ]

….Ah, no, not us, I'm afraid…

[Trans: for 'I'm afraid' read 'hallelujah! ',
What did Douglas Adams call it? –
An S.E.P.: Someone Else's Problem', thank god! ]

Why don't you try this number – I'm sure they'll be able to help.

[Trans: they won't have any more of a clue than me,
But at least you'll be off my back

And I can log you as a 'problem solved' and a 'happy customer'
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Fiona Davidson 28 March 2009

This is absolutly priceless Tony...and absolutly true...brilliant write had me laughing....thank you...Fi 10+++

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Tony Jolley 28 March 2009

Kev: have also written it the 'other way round' especially for you: see 'Caught by the Cold Callers! ' Tony

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Kevin Wells 27 March 2009

With me, it's the other way around. I get people ringing me up - on my ex-directory line - wasting my time, trying to sell me things I never asked for or will ever want!

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Heidi Haskell 27 March 2009

Ahahahahaha! How true! *wipes mirth-wrung tear from eye*

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