Zzz 9. Vip Poem by Mason Maestro

The New Year has come and here's number nine
Our big arrival's here and it's sweeter than wine
On January 15th you gave birth to a girl
The most beautiful thing that shines like a pearl

Vera was born at three in the afternoon
When I looked in her eyes I whispered the tune
‘Ploops, I'm your daddy, yes here I am'
And in her response I heard her say ‘waaaa'

I still can't believe that our daughter is here
That proves to me 2013 is truly my year
The future is bright with our VIP with us
I only hope that at night she won't put up a fuss

Now I make my solemn promise to you, Vera's mom
Not only will I look after my new family the Pom'
But I'll also continue to keep our days bright
And keep up my poopy sayings from morning to night

While we ‘Tu Tu Tu', I'll say ‘There, there, there'
And don't be surprised if I ‘Trow er'in d'er'
When I shave, I might just ‘feel-feel-feel' you
Then I'll do like Ploops and wrap up like a cocoon

Three conditions, you can have, such as your cupping
Coz it's my day off, schweety! Let's keep snuggling
Ok den, so when it's time to eat don't say no
You reach for your chicken while I say ‘Chi Dou! ! ! ! '

Oh and I don't think you realized the most important thing
I'm glad that I did - cause it has a good ring
When Vera was born you REALLY had it your way
It wasn't the 13th, wasn't the 4th, but it was on a Chooooth-day!