Lustful meanings between human and elf we must keep secret
Eternally doomed to but never be together as one for all the world to see
Given our hearts so hastly to one another before we even knew that
Only 2 nights every 5 years may spent united in the embrace of our bittersweet bliss
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You low down rotten s.o.b.
Is there nothing that you won't do to make me miserable?
Now that I've let you go
Now that our affair is over
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Rock and roll bad boy
As naughty as they come
But that's why we love him
All because he dares to do and say what we never would
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I have worked so hard to get him to notice me
Too damm hard for a witch like you to come along and ruin
All of my most carefully laid plans
First to impress
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Oh, Jose can't you see?
By the red light she's got shining bright in your window
tonight
A ho so proudly they all hail
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So sick of the same old, same old
Chicken, steak, and pizza
It's all the same
Bland and boring
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4 wax figures
Brought to life
To protect the earth from evil forces
They will be given the status of heros
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Dark rewrite/parody of Eric Clapton's Tears In Heaven
Inspired by a very hateful preacher
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Warning-Sexual content! May not be suitable for all readers!
Parody of the classic song from the film of the same name The Girl Can't Help It
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Perfect and untouched
I ache to please
Mouth watering
As I watch the desire in your pants growing
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