Ramona Thompson Poems

Dark rewrite/parody of Eric Clapton's Tears In Heaven


Inspired by a very hateful preacher
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Warning-Sexual content! May not be suitable for all readers!

Parody of the classic song from the film of the same name The Girl Can't Help It
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Perfect and untouched
I ache to please
Mouth watering
As I watch the desire in your pants growing
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I loved you once so much
Too damm much some would say
In my heart you became a obession
Not a minute in day would go by
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Only got one life to live
So gotta make the most of it
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Not normal
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Watch out!
They're on the run
On the road to ruin
Here comes a force
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Oh Power Rangers
Oh Ninja Virgin
Let's go!
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Nymphomania
Always wants it 24/7
So addicted that if a woman turns him down
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I know you would never believe it
The thought would never even cross your pure snow white angel's mind
That one so sweet and innocent as I seem to be
Would ever think of crossing that line
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