Rewrite of Queen's We Are The Champions
On the upcoming Adam Lambert tribute cd!
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Rewrite of Paula Abdul's hit song of the same name
It makes me just wanna scream
Still don't know which way you like to go
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Hey, diddle, diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
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Note-A dark fictional look into how the twisted mind of a child abuser might actually work.
Can't punish me for what I do to make my own flesh and blood behave
Have to set them on the right path now so that don't go disrepecting their elders when they're older
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Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
One a penny, two a penny
Hot cross buns!
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Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack jump over the candlestick
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How could you be so cold as to just give me up at birth like that?
All I want now is to know the woman who gave me life
Please don't say that's too much to ask
Please don't turn me away from your door
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Three blind mice, three blind mice
See how they run, see how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife
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A woman loses it after learning she must lose both her breasts to cancer.
Dark rewrite of Taco's 80's hit, Puttin' On The Ritz
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Rewrite of the Tammy Wynette Classic, Stand By Your Man
Sometimes it's hard to be in love
In love with another woman
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