I built a living creature with every body part that I could find.
I had no idea that I was giving him a psychopathic mind.
He has a flat head, green skin and bolts in his neck.
He escaped from my lab and he's on a violent trek.
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My cousin is as dumb as he can be.
His IQ score is only twenty-three.
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My cousin was always broke.
He'd get free meals at restaurants by pretending to choke.
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One day a man came to my house with a seed.
I decided to buy it because of my greed.
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When the Lone Ranger has his finger on his gun's trigger, he constantly has to pull it.
When the moon is full, he hunts and kills werewolves, that's why he uses silver bullets.
He also uses silver bullets to stop outlaws from committing crimes.
But he uses those bullets to kill werewolves the majority of the time.
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It's 4 A.M. and I haven't had any sleep all night.
My wife and I had a big fight.
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It's Christmas and my name Ebenezer Scrooge.
I've been through a transformation that was huge.
When it came to people, I was selfish and mean.
I was so selfish that I lost the girl of my dreams.
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You were arrested and put in jail.
After you got out, people started giving you hell.
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He's Batman but his true identity is Bruce Wayne.
Some people think he's a hero while others think he's insane.
He protects Gotham City from people who are a disgrace.
He protects them from the Joker, the Penguin and even from Two-Face.
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