Randy Johnson


Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Dumb - Poem by Randy Johnson

My cousin is as dumb as he can be.
His IQ score is only twenty-three.
He and I both love those Indiana Jones movies.
We think they are neat and groovy.
But when we watched Raiders of the lost ark, we got in a fight.
It's a shame that this poor boy isn't very bright.
When I told him that Raiders of the lost ark was made in 1981, he said I was lying.
I couldn't convince him it was the truth even though I kept trying.
I asked him why did he think I wasn't right.
He said it couldn't be true because from 1980 to 1983 Harrison Ford was frozen in carbonite.


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  • (3/19/2009 3:16:00 PM)


    HAHAHA couldn't stop laughing thanks for the pick me up
    My friend loves Indiana Jones and Star Wars. Keep writing! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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  • (8/2/2006 9:05:00 AM)


    Just what I needed Randy, thanks for the laugh, most amusing. Shouldn't that have been cryptonite? Grinning at you, Tai (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, August 2, 2006

Poem Edited: Friday, August 20, 2010


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