Randy McClave Poems

She looks really classy in her shirt,
And she really impresses in her dresses,
She has great ideals wearing her high-heels
And she is always glamours in her skirt.
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They still call my house everyday
Even when they don't have anything to say,
My brother calls our mom to give her the weather from somewhere
Then my sister calls our mom as she might color her hair,
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"To Serve And Protect" is on the side of the car
Maybe it would be more useful on the side of a jelly jar,
To serve and to protect I thought would be for one and all
But, now I believe there is a different protocol.
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We always have dishes to wash
And also a house to clean,
In the bin they'll be trash to squash
That is just our normal routine.
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You have borrowed her shoes and her dress
Everything that she owns you want to possess,
You have cried and cried until you can't cry anymore
Now you are wearing everything that she once wore.
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Hello my sexy Lass,
I want to do you doggy-style in your ass,
Upon my bed, or on the green, green grass
Where men before were not allowed to trespass.
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We all hear a 'Merry Christmas! '
During this time of the year once again,
As we all pray for peace on earth
To replace all of our evil deeds and sin.
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Al posts trivia on the internet
Mike has become somewhat lazy and heavyset,
Bill takes another puff off his vapor cigarette
As for going to work, they no longer fret.
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I want you to come straight home to me,
I want you to become my destiny,
I want us to stare at the same stars together
Then doing that, our fate no man can ever sever.
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I do not rob and I will not ever steal
I donate money to help the poor to get their meal,
Never do I swear nor will I ever curse
My favorite readings has always been any Bible verse.
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