I have an extended family as large as large can be
Many an aunts and uncles and cousins are in plenty
So if you have got some popcorn then pray sit up tightly
For I'm about to unfold the story of my extended dear family
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You ain't got not the slightest notion
How my persuasion can build a nation
So try not to kill another's dream and elation
Coz u despite the outcome of this election!
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Bulging eyes, as attractive as a frog
He's one gruesome prince you wouldn't dare snog
For who could possibly get that close
When obscuring all path is a gigantic nose
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