My Extended Dear Family Poem by Sally Ekanayaka

I have an extended family as large as large can be
Many an aunts and uncles and cousins are in plenty
So if you have got some popcorn then pray sit up tightly
For I'm about to unfold the story of my extended dear family

So there's my oldest aunt, first glance you'd think she's lovely
Alas! She's a witch in disguise, of a sincere dear old lady
Scheming and plotting disaster is what she loves most passionately
The most lethal of them all in my extended dear family

Along trots her sister the most beautiful she's certain undoubtedly
It pains me to break her delusion when ofcoz she's noticeably pig ugly
The spreading of untrue rumors is what keeps her going on happily
The most vain of them all in my extended dear family

Her sister living in Canada loves reminding her life is heavenly
Constantly bragging on how they all are doing wonderfully!
All competing to be the richest if i must say so quite frankly
The most exaggerating of them all in my extended dear family

Of course I left out the youngest, for the best is unveiled lastly
If height can speak for itself it would scream her name out loudly
I aint saying she's short, hey! please don't get me wrongly
But cunning and greedy she is, she'd steal your knickers very gladly
Ofcoz you'd give her even that, when she looks at you so sadly
She's forever moaning about how life is treating her very badly!
Give her just a 50, she'll love you truly, deeply madly
The one I'd love to knock out most in my extended dear family! !