Riddle me this:
Pigeon done his
Poo like a kiss
Right on my kit
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There's a place that's a treasure like a chest of doubloons,
That place is a place which is a pub that is called Wetherspoon's.
A place to give new alcopops a try,
To relax if you're lonely or with your happy family. [pronounced fa-mi-lie so it rhymes]
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